Winona Ryder (via jailor)
“ I think too much. I think ahead. I think behind. I think sideways. I think it all. If it exists, I’ve fucking thought of it. ”
about 2 weeks ago i was working on a history paper and it was around 2 am and i was hungry so i went to the pantry to get some food and i found a bag of tortilla chips but they were really big chips so i broke one in half and for some reason i thought the noise was hilarious so i kept breaking them in half and that is the story of how my parents found me on the floor of the pantry crying hysterically surrounded by tortilla chips at 2 am
preparing ur ipod for a long trip like ur storing up food for a long winter
oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole.
wHEN THE MUSIC GETS ALL INTENSE AND U CAN’T FIND THE ENEMY
IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA GET away from my friends because they’re more attractive looking and cooler than me and you might choose them instead which i completely understand because im ugly